Escape to Paradise: My Dream Naples Getaway (Almost!) at the DoubleTree Suites – Let's Be Real

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (and maybe some lukewarm coffee, let's be honest) on my stay at the DoubleTree Suites in, well, Naples! This wasn't just a vacation, it was supposed to be my "escape to paradise." Did it deliver? Mostly. Did it have its quirks? Ohhhhhh, honey, did it ever. Let's dive in, shall we?

The Good Stuff – Sunshine, Suites, and Seriously Comfortable Beds (Mostly!)

First off, the suites are the real deal. Seriously, you don't feel like you're crammed into a shoebox. Space to breathe! The beds? Glorious. Like, sink-into-them-and-forget-your-troubles glorious. I almost considered never leaving my room, which, by the way, had air conditioning that actually worked (a big win, trust me). The Wi-Fi in all rooms was a lifesaver! Had to update my socials, obviously. And the complimentary tea and free bottled water? Small things, but they make a difference, you know?

Accessibility: So, the DoubleTree's got the whole accessibility thing down pat. Elevator, check. Facilities for disabled guests, check. I didn't personally need them, but seeing the ramps and accessible rooms made me feel good about the place. Knowing they're thinking about everyone is HUGE.

Cleanliness and safety: Can I just say, the anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection in common areas totally put my mind at ease. I'm a worrier by nature, so seeing them really going HAM with the cleaning was a HUGE relief. The staff trained in safety protocol was a bonus. Seeing all these measures felt comforting in the current climate.

The "Meh" Moments – Because Paradise Isn't Always Perfect

Alright, time for the honesty hour. The breakfast buffet (part of the "Breakfast [buffet]" category) was… well, let's just say it was a breakfast buffet. Standard fare. Had Asian breakfast and Western breakfast offerings, but nothing that blew my socks off. The coffee? Let's just say I needed a coffee shop nearby.

One slight hiccup? The pool with a view was… technically there, but the view wasn't amazing. More "nice" than "breathtaking". I was hoping for an outdoor swimming pool, but it wasn't that view-ful. The poolside bar tried its best, though!

Food, Glorious Food (Mostly Delicious)

Dining, drinking, and snacking: The restaurants were surprisingly good! Loved the a la carte in restaurant options. The salad in restaurant was fresh, the soup in restaurant warmed me up. There were even Asian cuisine in restaurant, which took me by surprise! The bar was a decent spot for a pre-dinner cocktail (or three). And the convenience of the snack bar was clutch when the late-night munchies hit. The room service [24-hour] was also a major plus!

Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Mostly Relaxing)

Okay, the fitness center was…well, it was there. The gym/fitness area was actually pretty decent. I didn't try out the body scrub or body wrap, I have to be honest, I was too busy exploring Naples.

Spa/sauna and steamroom: Didn't get around to this, but knowing they were there was great. If I went back, I would take up this service without a doubt.

The Services & Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter

The concierge was super helpful with recommendations. I had to use the ironing service for a date, and it worked perfectly. Luggage storage was a lifesaver on checkout day. Daily housekeeping kept the room spick and span. These might seem like small things, but they really make a stay more enjoyable.

The Price for Paradise

Okay, so here's the thing: the DoubleTree Suites isn't the cheapest option in Naples. You're paying for the suite size, the location, and the added convenience. And yeah, it's worth it. You get what you pay for, and what you're paying for is a comfortable, convenient, and generally pretty darn pleasant stay.

NOW, Let Me Sell You This Place – My (Slightly Rambling) Pitch

Okay, future Naples adventurers! Are you dreaming of sunshine, relaxation, and a little bit of luxury (without breaking the bank completely)? Then the DoubleTree Suites is a SOLID choice.

It's perfect for a couples getaway, a family vacay (the babysitting service and family/child friendly vibe are a HUGE plus), or even a solo escape like mine. The non-smoking rooms make it appealing. The air conditioning is amazing. The suite size is a dream. And let's be real, the bed alone is worth the price of admission.

Here's the Deal (My Slightly-Too-Enthusiastic-Because-I'm-Sleep-Deprived-and-Love-This-Place Call to Action):

Book your Naples getaway at the DoubleTree Suites TODAY! You won't regret it. You'll get spacious suites, super comfy beds, and access to everything Naples has to offer. Plus, you'll know that while you're relaxing, they are taking care of everything and keeping it clean and safe!

Don't wait! The best suites book up fast. Trust me, I wish I was back there right now! (Okay, maybe with a better coffee situation and some more exciting views…but still!) Get ready to experience your own escape to paradise!

Final Score: 4 out of 5 stars. Would definitely recommend (and probably go back…as soon as I can scrape together the funds, anyway!)

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DoubleTree Suites by Hilton Naples Naples (FL) United States

Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This ain't your pristine, perfectly-edited travel brochure. This is me, brain splattered on a DoubleTree Suites itinerary in Naples, Florida. And honestly? I'm already craving a chocolate chip cookie.

DoubleTree Suites by Hilton, Naples - My Naples Nightmare (and Maybe Paradise?)

Day 1: Arrival and the Cookie Conspiracy

14:00 - Airport Chaos and the Cookie-pocalypse: Touchdown at Southwest Florida International Airport (RSW). Ugh, airports. The symphony of screaming babies, the relentless drone of announcements, the guy who thinks he's alone in the world wearing that cologne… Anyway, I'm stressed already. Finding the rental car was a comedy of errors. (Spoiler alert: I'm pretty sure I accidentally backed into a parking meter).
- Emotional Reaction: I started to feel like I had a personal vendetta against anyone and everyone who worked for Hertz.
15:30 - DoubleTree Delight (or Disappointment?): Finally reach the promised land – my DoubleTree Suites! Okay, the lobby is…a solid 7/10. Clean, but slightly generic. But WAIT! There it is! The cookie. The holy grail. The warm, delicious, slightly-too-sweet…Cookie! (Okay, I inhaled it before I could even check the room properly. Judge me.)
- Quirky Observation: I swear, that cookie works like a Pavlovian trigger. Instantly, everything about the trip seemed better. Even the woman in the elevator who was wearing a leopard print jumpsuit seemed… less irritating.
16:00 - Room Reveal (and the Great Luggage Hunt): The suite! Yes! Space! That's what I need right now. Okay, decent view. A little…beige. But hey, a separate living area? Score! Now, where did I put that blasted suitcase? Ten minutes later, still no luck, which resulted in me almost having a screaming match with the luggage cart.
- Messy Moment: Finally found it, stashed in the bathroom. Clearly, I'm a genius.
17:00 - Poolside Panic (and Sunscreen Struggles): Pool time! I donned my finest (and slightly faded) swimwear, slathered on sunscreen…or so I thought. I swear I missed a spot on my back – pure torture. I'm pretty sure I resemble a lobster right about now.
- Ramble: The pool was…okay. Loud. Lots of kids. But hey, at least I had my phone with a playlist.
19:00 - Dinner Disaster (or Delight?) at a Local Spot: "The French Brasserie" -- it seemed charming. It was not the charming experience I was thinking of. The waiter was as aloof as a brick wall. The escargots were…interesting. The wine was decent. The bill? Eye-watering.
- Strong Emotion: I felt SO ripped off. But, on the bright side, I did enjoy people-watching.
21:00 - Room Service and Self-Pity: Back in the room. Survived the fiery sunset, and now, its time for some room service.
- Opinionated Language: The cheesecake was worth living, even if it was slightly overpriced.

Day 2: Beach Bliss (and Body Issues)

08:00 - Breakfast Blues: The hotel breakfast? Pass. Dry muffins and lukewarm coffee. I skipped it and headed straight for the beach.
09:00 - Naples Beach – The Good, the Bad, and the Sandy: Naples Beach. Okay, this is why I came. The sand, the calm water… beautiful. Until I looked in the mirror, then the beach again and wanted to run directly back to the hotel.
- Stream-of-Consciousness: The waves were like a gentle caress, maybe I would just stay here…
12:00 - Beachside Lunch (and Seagull Siege): Lunch at a beachfront shack. Fish tacos! Delicious. Until a particularly aggressive seagull decided my lunch was his lunch. I lost. It was a bird-versus-human battle, and the bird won.
- Funny Moment: I chased the seagull, yelling like a maniac, while the crowd watched, no one trying to help. I'm pretty sure they were secretly enjoying the show.
14:00 - Shopping Spree (or Regretful Impulse Purchases): Fifth Avenue South. All those fancy shops. I swore I wouldn't spend a fortune. I bought a scarf, a hat, some bath bombs, about six other things.
- Imperfection: I already regret everything.
17:00 - Poolside Recovery: Back at the pool, nursing my sunburn. Sipping a cocktail that was way too sweet. Contemplating life.
19:00 - Dinner Attempt 2: A Dive Bar Discovery: Found a dive bar. Low ceilings, loud music, perfect. The food? Surprisingly good. The company? Even better. Met some locals. Laughed. A lot.
- Strong Emotion: This is what I needed. Real people. Real food. No pretense.

Day 3: Art, Everglades, and Exhaustion

09:00 - Morning Muse (and Museum Mishap): The Naples Art Museum. Pretty good. Some interesting stuff, but also a lot of stuff I just…didn't get.
- Quirky Observation: I'm pretty sure I spent more time people-watching than actually looking at the art.
12:00 - Everglades Adventure (and Bug Bite Battles): A swamp tour! Amazing! Gators! Birds! Bugs!
- Messy Moment: I forgot the bug spray. I am now covered in bites. My legs look like a road map of the Everglades.
15:00 - Recovery (and Chocolate Chip Cookie, The Sequel): Exhausted from the swamp tour, and covered in itchiness. So it was time for a cookie. The second cookie was even better than the first.
19:00 - Farewell Dinner and the Final Assessment: A slightly fancier but less chaotic restaurant. Mediocre food, surprisingly kind service.
- Opinionated Language: Overall? Naples is… complicated. It's pretty. It's expensive. It's a little bit… much. But, it also has charm. And, of course, the cookies.

Day 4: Departure – Until Next Time (Maybe?)

08:00 - Farewell Breakfast (and Cookie Denial): No more cookies. Time to go home.
09:00 - Airport Again: I had to get to the airport. I was so tired.
12:00 - Home: What to do about all these souvenirs!

This, my friends, is a realistic travel experience. DoubleTree Suites, Naples. Not perfect. Not always pretty. But, hey, at least there were cookies.

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