Smithfield's BEST Kept Secret: Unbeatable Value Inn!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the gloriously messy, surprisingly awesome world of Smithfield's BEST Kept Secret: Unbeatable Value Inn! This isn't your polished travel magazine review; this is me, spilling the beans (and maybe a little coffee – they have a decent coffee shop, by the way) about my experience. And let me tell you, it was… something. A total rollercoaster, frankly. So, here goes!
First Impressions (and First Fumbles): Accessibility & Getting Settled In
Okay, so "Smithfield's BEST Kept Secret" – the name alone is a promise, right? And the "Unbeatable Value Inn!" bit… well, that sets expectations. Let me reiterate: it's value. Don't go expecting the Ritz. However, getting in and around the place… mostly a breeze. They tout "Facilities for disabled guests," which is great. Elevators are a godsend (thank the heavens for the elevator!), and I did see some ramps. But listen, I'm not in a wheelchair personally, so I can't 100% vouch for full accessibility. I'm just saying, they try. Check-in was "Contactless check-in/out," which… well, it's 2024. Not exactly groundbreaking, but good! The "24-hour Front desk" is a plus, especially when you arrive at 3 AM like some people (ahem, me).
The Room: Cleanliness, Comfort (and Unexpected Discoveries)
Alright, let's talk rooms. "Available in all rooms" boasted items such as Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, all of which were fantastic.
The room itself? Clean. Like, really clean. Kudos to the "Room sanitization opt-out available," but honestly, I was happy they were doing their thing. "Daily housekeeping" – a true luxury. I'm usually a "make-do-it-yourself" kind of traveler, so having someone make my bed and replace my towels felt decadent. "Free Wi-Fi"? YES! "Wi-Fi [free]" and it worked like a charm. I'm talking streaming, video calls… the works. The "Free bottled water" was a lifesaver, and I appreciated the "Coffee/tea maker." Although, let's be honest, the coffee wasn't star-worthy. Decent enough for a morning jolt.
But here's a confession: one morning, I woke up with a massive craving. I thought "Breakfast in room" looked tempting. I ordered what I thought was a simple continental breakfast. It arrived, on time I'll give them that, but let's just say the "Individually-wrapped food options" didn't exactly excite the palate. It was fine, but in that moment, I needed more. A proper, greasy spoon experience. Which brings me to…
Dining, Sipping, and Snacking (Where Things Get a Little… Unpredictable)
Okay, the dining situation. Listen, it’s "Unbeatable Value Inn," not "Michelin Star Motel." They had "Restaurants," plural. "A la carte in restaurant," "Asian cuisine in restaurant," "International cuisine in restaurant," "Vegetarian restaurant," and "Western cuisine in restaurant." And a "Snack bar". And a "Poolside bar" (yes!). So many options, right? Wrong!
Finding the Asian Restaurant was like an Indiana Jones quest. Eventually, I stumbled upon a "Happy hour" at the bar—decent prices, and the cocktails were strong. The "Coffee/tea in restaurant" was… well, it was coffee. No complaints there. "Desserts in restaurant"? I tried one, and it was a solid ‘meh’.
Relaxation and Recreation (A Mixed Bag)
This is where things get really interesting. "Body scrub," "Body wrap," "Fitness center," "Foot bath," "Gym/fitness," "Massage," "Pool with view," "Sauna," "Spa," "Spa/sauna," "Steamroom," "Swimming pool," "Swimming pool [outdoor]" – the list of "ways to relax" looked promising.
The Pool with View: I was particularly excited about this. I pictured myself sipping a pineapple juice and watching the sun set. Reality? The pool area was…well, functional. The "view" was okay; the pool was clean, the water was cold but okay.
The Fitness Center: Let's just say treadmills and stuff made me feel better with all the extra coffee I consumed .
The Spa: I did decide to indulge in a Massage. The massage was… fine. Not the best I've ever had, but it scratched the itch.
Cleanliness and Safety (Thank Goodness)
In these post-pandemic times, cleanliness is king (or queen). And Smithfield’s Best Kept Secret Inn! definitely takes this seriously. "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Cashless payment service," "Daily disinfection in common areas," "Hand sanitizer" everywhere, "Hygiene certification," and staff trained in safety protocol. The place felt clean, which put my mind at ease. The "Room sanitization between stays" was a major plus. Lots of "Safety/security feature" like "CCTV in common areas" and "CCTV outside property," which makes me feel secure when I'm not sure of what to do, but I liked knowing someone has my back.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things That Count)
They've got a lot of nice touches here. "Air conditioning in public area" is a must. A "Concierge" (though I didn't use them much). "Currency exchange." "Daily housekeeping." A "Convenience store," which came in handy for late-night snack attacks. "Elevator" (again, thank God!). The "Business facilities" were decent, and so on.
For the Kids (Spoiler Alert: Seems Great for Families)
I’m not a parent, but if I were, I’d be pretty stoked! They had "Family/child friendly," "Kids facilities," and even a "Babysitting service."
Getting Around (Easy Peasy)
"Car park [free of charge]," which is amazing. "Airport transfer" as well, plus "Taxi service".
Final Verdict: Is it Really a "Best Kept Secret?"
Look, Smithfield's BEST Kept Secret: Unbeatable Value Inn! isn't perfect. It's got quirks. Sometimes the hot water isn’t hot enough. The coffee isn’t gourmet. But for the price? Absolutely! The value is undeniable. It’s safe, it’s clean, and it's got enough amenities to keep you comfortable.
My Personal Takeaway:
What I loved most was the lack of pretense. It's a place that's trying, and in the end, succeeds! The "Unbeatable Value" is real. The slightly wonky dining and the so-so spa didn't ruin anything.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This ain't your glossy Instagram travel guide. This is the raw, uncensored, maybe-slightly-melodramatic truth about a trip to the hallowed halls (and let’s be honest, probably slightly rumpled sheets) of the Americas Best Value Inn in Smithfield, North Carolina.
The Smithfield Saga: A Hot Mess Itinerary (and Probably Me)
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (aka, the Road Trip Begins)
- 1:00 PM: Okay, so I’m supposed to be leaving home. That’s the plan, anyway. Coffee’s brewing, which is a good start. Got a playlist loaded of 90s alt rock, because, well, it's either that or the existential dread finally wins and I stay on the couch the entire week. Packing. Packing is a performative act of optimism; I'm pretty sure half the stuff in the bag won't get touched.
- 2:30 PM: Finally! Car is loaded…mostly. Forgot my phone charger. (Classic.) Realized I really, really should have eaten something other than a handful of stale cereal before I left. Roadside snacks it is, I guess.
- 3:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Driving. Honestly, the drive is a blur of mile markers, radio static, and that nagging voice in my head questioning every life choice I've ever made. Especially the questionable decision to book a trip to Smithfield to begin with.
- 7:00 PM: Arrival at the illustrious Americas Best Value Inn. The exterior… well, let’s just say it perfectly encapsulates the spirit of "affordable" travel. Check-in was…surprisingly smooth. The room? It’s got a bed, a TV older than my youngest nephew, and the faint aroma of… well, something. Possibly disinfectant. Possibly despair.
- 7:30 PM: Unpacked my bag, and found the charger I swore I'd left behind. Victory is sweet. Also, the TV works!
Day 2: Smithfield's Charm (or Lack Thereof) and Pig Pickin' Preparations
- 9:00 AM: Woke up. Surprisingly, didn't sleep too badly. The bed was… functional. The AC, however, sounded like a dying walrus, which, let's be honest, didn’t exactly help the anxiety of the morning. Got breakfast from a nearby diner, a greasy spoon with charm. Had a decent omelet.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Driving around Smithfield. Not much to see. Decided to visit some local shops to try and get a feel of the place. The Smithfield community members were very open and welcoming.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a classic BBQ spot. Ribs, pulled pork, collard greens – the works. Food-coma achieved. Highly recommended, even though I may have accidentally ordered a whole extra rack of ribs. (Don't judge me.)
- 2:00 PM: Research. I'm going to a pig pickin' tomorrow! I need to know the Do's and Don'ts. Turns out, I was a Do-er.
- 4:00-5:00 PM: Back at the hotel, watching TV. The sound of the AC made the TV volume unlistenable, but honestly, what's not to love?
- 6:00 PM: Prepping for the pig pickin'. I'm nervous, but I'm excited. Trying to psych myself up.
Day 3: The Pig Pickin' and a Revelation (of sorts)
- 5:00 AM: Woke up early. The walrus AC was at it again. Trying to drown the bad feelings and get ready for the day.
- 9:00 AM: Backed to do breakfast at the diner. Got to know some of the staff, who were wonderfully friendly and shared stories of the town.
- 12:00 PM: The Pig Pickin'! First impression? Oh my god. The smell! The noise! The sheer abundance of food! I was immediately overwhelmed. The whole atmosphere felt very comforting.
- The Food: Glorious, smoky, melt-in-your-mouth BBQ. Sides galore. Dessert that I probably shouldn't have eaten, but I did. I inhaled.
- The People: Warm, friendly, and genuinely welcoming. They told stories and shared a feeling of mutual comfort. I think I made some friends!
- The Revelation: Maybe, just maybe, I had judged Smithfield too quickly. Maybe this whole trip isn't a gigantic waste of time. Maybe I needed this simplicity. Maybe I’m… having fun?
- 6:00 PM: Back at the hotel. Exhausted but, for the first time this trip, happy. The AC didn't seem so bad anymore.
Day 4: Deep Fried Delights and Farewell
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the diner. I ordered the same omelet as before, but it tasted different… or maybe it was me.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: A last-minute detour to the local deep-fried pie shop. I ate two, and I regret nothing. The crust was perfect.
- 2:00 PM: Packing up again. Actually felt a twinge of… reluctance? The hotel room, with its walrus-like AC and mismatched furniture, kind of felt like home.
- 3:00 PM: Checking out. The front desk clerk seems vaguely familiar. We share a knowing look, like we’ve both been through something… together.
- 3:30 PM - 7:00 PM: The drive back. The 90s alt rock, however, is suddenly a little…cheesy. Life feels different from the start of the trip.
Day 5: Back to Reality, and a Weird Sense of Peace
- 9:00 AM: Back home. The clothes are waiting to be washed. The bills are waiting to be paid. The mess is waiting to be organized. But I'm okay.
- 10:00 AM: Okay, so the trip wasn't perfect, but it’s fine.
- I learned I don't need fancy.
- I learned to not to judge things based on their cover.
- I learned that sometimes, the best memories are made in the most unexpected places. And hey, that Americas Best Value Inn? It might not have been the Ritz, but it was mine for a little while. And that, my friends, is more than enough.
So, yeah. Smithfield, you weird, wonderful, unexpectedly charming place. You got to me. You really did. And I'm not entirely sure I'm complaining.
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Smithfield's BEST Kept Secret: Unbeatable Value Inn - You NEED the Dirt! (and the Lowdown)
Okay, spill. What *IS* the Unbeatable Value Inn, like, *really*? Is it a cockroach palace disguised as a motel?
Alright, alright, settle down, Sherlock Holmes. Look, the Unbeatable Value Inn... it's *unforgettable.* Is it the Ritz? Hell no. Is it *clean clean*? Well, depends on your definition of clean. Think "lived-in" but generally, surprisingly, *okay*. I've seen worse, trust me. (Remember that "charming" hostel in Prague? Shudder). It's got that whole roadside motel vibe, faded neon sign, the slightly stained carpet... but the price? That's the kicker. It's like, *insanely* cheap. Like, "I can afford a bottle of wine *and* the room?" cheap.
So, what's the *deal* with the value? Is it haunted? Are the beds made of concrete? What's the catch?
Okay, the value… it's the magic. Think of it like this: they understand that the *real* value is in the *experience* of being there. The catch? It's not glitzy. The beds? Honestly, they're kinda... springy. But in a nostalgic, "Grandma's guest room" kind of way. Not concrete. (Thank God.) The biggest “catch”? You might actually *enjoy* the odd ambiance. You’ll see. You really, really might.
Let's get REAL. What's the room *actually* like?
Alright, here's the REAL dirt. Picture this: a bed (as previously noted: springy). A TV, probably older than you are, but surprisingly functional. A bathroom… let's just say it's seen some stuff. Don't expect a spa experience, okay? But the water *works*, which is a major win. And surprisingly, the towels? Fluffy-ish. Not like *luxury* fluffy, but functional-fluffy.
What about the staff? Are they friendly, or are they survivors of the Apocalypse?
The staff... oh, the staff. Honestly, it varies. Sometimes you get a crotchety old fella who's seen it all and isn't impressed by anything *you* do. And other times? You get a woman who’s been working behind the counter for 30 years. She's a legend, a sweetheart. She’s got a twinkle in her eye and could probably tell you the life stories of every guest. They're all characters, really. Embrace it. Don't be a Karen.
Is there a continental breakfast? (Because I'm a princess.)
...Continental breakfast? Bless your heart. Okay, be prepared for the *loveliest* pre-packaged pastries imaginable. Think individually wrapped muffins and stale pretezel. It *is* included, which means you’re already winning. Coffee is... coffee. Drink it, and move on. It’s fuel. Don't expect a gourmet spread. You get what you pay for!
Okay, okay... is it *safe*? I'm a nervous Nellie.
Look, safety is relative. I will say, the doors lock, and there's usually someone at the front desk. If you're truly terrified, request a room near the front, or carry some pepper spray. Common sense applies. I've never felt particularly threatened there, but I also wouldn't go wandering around at 3 AM. You know? Use your head. It's never felt like a den of thieves (unlike, you know, that *other* roadside motel I stayed at once…) But if you're *that* worried, maybe a slightly pricier experience is for you!
Any wild stories? Tell me something crazy.
Oh, honey, the *stories*. My *favorite* story! One time, I stayed and there was a couple in the next room. I could hear them through the *thin* walls… which, again, is part of the charm, right? Well, they were celebrating something. And by "celebrating," I mean it sounded like a full-blown opera recital and *things were breaking*. For hours. I peeked my head out the next morning and saw them, laughing hysterically, carrying a shattered lamp! I almost had to laugh along with them. THAT's the Unbeatable Value Inn experience, in a nutshell. It's messy, it's weird, it's *life*. And sometimes, it's a damn good story.
Okay. So, I'm sold. What do I need to *know* before I go? Any tips?
Okay, listen up.
- Manage your expectations. Seriously. It's not five stars. Don't go in expecting the Ritz.
- Bring your own supplies. Soap, shampoo (believe me), maybe a can of Lysol, just in case. Never hurts to be prepared, right?
- Embrace the weird. It's part of the charm. The squeaky beds, the questionable art on the walls... it's all part of the tapestry.
- Pack earplugs. You *will* hear things. Neighbors, traffic, the wind… especially the wind.
- Don't leave valuables out in the open. Just in case. Better safe than sorry.
- Have FUN! Take pictures, tell stories, and enjoy the adventure. You'll remember it more than some sterile, boring hotel.
Does the Unbeatable Value Inn actually *live up* to its name? Is it *really* unbeatable value?
Honestly? For what you're getting? Absolutely. I've never found anywhere cheaper that's still... well, *liveable*. You're not just paying for a room; you're paying for an *experience*. A slice of authentic Americana, slightly worn around the edges. And sometimes, that's exactly what you need. It's my go-to when I'm broke, and I need to travel. It’s a beacon of low-cost hope in a world of overpriced accommodation. That’s priceless. Go, and enjoy it!
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