Escape to Louisiana: Days Inn & Suites New Iberia - Your Perfect Getaway!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the swamp – well, not literally, but we're talking about the Days Inn & Suites in New Iberia, Louisiana. And let me tell you, Escape to Louisiana: Days Inn & Suites New Iberia - Your Perfect Getaway!… well, let's just say perfection is a bit of a stretch. But is it a good getaway? That's what we’re here to find out, with a review so brutally honest, you'll feel like you're sitting right there with me, battling mosquitos and existential dread. (Just kidding… kinda.)
First Impressions - Accessibility & Basics (Or, "Can I Actually Get Around?")
Okay, so Accessibility is a big deal for some folks. Days Inn generally tries. I didn’t specifically test it for wheelchair access, but I saw an Elevator, which is always a win. They claim Facilities for disabled guests, but you gotta call ahead to make sure. The Exterior corridor, well, that's Louisiana for ya. You're outside, you're in the elements, and sometimes, that means a little humidity.
And Now, For the Room… (My Personal Lair)
Let's be real. The room? It's a Days Inn. Expect what you expect. Non-smoking rooms, thank the heavens. The Air conditioning worked, which is crucial in Louisiana, where the air is thicker than a bowl of gumbo. I appreciated the Blackout curtains – seriously, a lifesaver for sleeping in after a day of exploring. The Free Wi-Fi? Bless ‘em. Crucial. It's a Wi-Fi [free] situation, and that extends to the Internet access – wireless in the room, thank goodness. Internet access – LAN? Probably there, gathering dust. Did not test it.
There's a Refrigerator, which is a win for snacks. Definitely a place that is a perfect way to store the remains of a late night and early morning binging. The Coffee/tea maker was… functional. Don’t expect gourmet. There's a desk, a laptop workspace, and a mirror, which is important if you, like me, spend far too much time staring at your reflection wondering what the hell you're doing with your life. The In-room safe box? I’m guessing it’s there… I didn't trust it, so I didn't use it. Gotta keep those valuables close.
The bathroom…was a bathroom. The water was hot, the Shower worked, and there were Toiletries. Nothing to write home about, but you know, usable. There was a Hair dryer and a Scale, and the Towels, well, they were towels. Some of the amenities are basic like Daily housekeeping but it's important.
Important Note: A little bit of a complaint. So, I went in expecting a basic place in the middle of the south, somewhere I'd feel at home. Well, let me tell you, after some of the nights there I would have preferred the outside. The Soundproofing was abysmal. I could hear everything. The people next door were having some sort of… party. I'm not going to go into specifics, but it involved a lot of laughter and… well, let’s just say I didn't get a lot of sleep. That was pretty awful, to be frank.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Or, "Feed Me, Seymour!")
Okay. This is where things get… interesting. They had a Breakfast [buffet]. I used 'had' because it's been awhile. I'm not going to say it was a gourmet experience. I will say you can expect something to eat. Nothing fancy. They had the usual stuff: cereal, some bread, eggs (questionable origins), and some sad-looking fruit. If you are looking for a Vegetarian restaurant, look elsewhere, or maybe stick with the sad-looking fruit. I wish I had the opportunity for Breakfast in room.
They might have a Bar, can’t confirm as I was tired, but I did have Coffee/tea in restaurant. Coffee shop isn't accurate though. There's some vending machines.
Things To Do (Or, "Is There Anything To Do Besides Sweat?")
New Iberia is a smaller town. You're not going to the city here. This isn't a place for a ton for things. You're here for the feel of it. The Things to do are limited. I didn't check out the Fitness center, and frankly, running in Louisiana heat sounds like my personal hell. I wasn't there to go to a Spa, Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom, or any of that.
Wellness & Relaxation
- I wasn't in the mood for a Massage.
- I wasn't around to enjoy the Pool with view.
- I'm not planning on doing a Body scrub or Body wrap any time soon.
- I'd never go to a Foot bath.
Cleanliness & Safety (Or, "Am I Going To Die?")
In the post-pandemic world, this is important. They claim Anti-viral cleaning products and rooms sanitized between stays. There's Hand sanitizer and a Daily disinfection in common areas. Staff trained in safety protocol. They tried. I felt reasonably safe, but I also brought my own disinfectant wipes, just in case.
I was happy with the amount of Fire extinguisher, Security [24-hour], and Smoke alarms that was present.
Getting Around (Or, "How Do I Escape?")
Okay, so Car park [free of charge] is a huge win. New Iberia isn't exactly a place you're hopping on public transport. You’re driving. Get a car. There wasn't any Airport transfer, or a helpful amount of Taxi service.
Services and Conveniences (Or, "Can They Help Me Get My Act Together?")
They had the basics. A Concierge… well, let’s just say they were there. They had Cash withdrawal and a Convenience store, but don't count on a lot.
For the Kids (Or, "Are We There Yet?")
If you have kids, they are Family/child friendly and have Babysitting service. You might get to have some time to yourself.
Now, the Quirky Observations and Emotional Reactions…
Look, it's a Days Inn. Don't go expecting the Ritz. But that's okay! It's a Louisiana experience! The key is to embrace the shabbiness. Just imagine you're camping in the jungle, you'll be fine.
The Pitch: An Offer You Can't Refuse (Probably)
Feeling suffocated by the ordinary? Craving a little je ne sais quoi? This New Iberia Days Inn might just be your perfect escape! Think of it as a slightly gritty, totally real, and wonderfully imperfect launching pad for exploring the bayou, tasting authentic Cajun cuisine (find your own restaurant, though!), and generally getting away from it all.
Book Your Escape!
Here’s the deal:
- Escape to the Bayou: Nestled in the heart of Louisiana, this Days Inn offers easy access to the vibrant culture and natural beauty of New Iberia and surrounding areas.
- Free Wi-Fi: Stay connected (or disconnected, your choice!) with free Wi-Fi in your room. Check those work emails or stream something on your TV.
- Basic Comfort: Comfortable rooms with air conditioning, in-room coffee and tea, and all of the basics.
- Affordable Adventure: We offer competitive rates and are committed to providing a memorable Louisiana experience.
Book your stay now and take advantage of our special promotion: [Put in a simple deal that is very easy to understand].
Click here to book your escape and experience the real Louisiana! (Link to booking site)
Final Verdict:
Would I go back? Maybe. For a quick trip, it works. If you are looking for adventure in a budget, then it fits. If you want luxury, run.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into… well, into a Days Inn & Suites in New Iberia, Louisiana. Seems glamorous, right? Trust me, it’s going to be an experience. Here’s the itinerary, or, as I like to call it, "Operation: Not a Total Disaster," with my own special brand of chaotic commentary:
Day 1: Arrival, and the Promise of Comfort (or at Least, Sleep)
- 2:00 PM - Arrival & Check-In: Land at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY). Fly a few hours and land at the promised land (or at least, the state of Louisiana). I’m already picturing the tiny airplane bathrooms. Oh, the humanity! I made the grave mistake of not packing snacks. So, I grab a rental car. A silver sedan, seems easy. Drive a solid two hours west to New Iberia. The GPS keeps getting me mixed up. I'm pretty sure it hates me. Check into the Days Inn. Hopefully, it's not the kind of check-in where you have to wait an hour while they "find" your reservation. Let's hope the front desk person has at least some enthusiasm. If not, I might have to channel my inner Karen. Pray for me.
- 3:00 PM - Room Reconnaissance & Meltdown (Minor): Okay, room key in hand… cross fingers. Room smells vaguely of… something. Not terrible, mind you, but definitely not "fresh mountain air" territory. The bedspread? Let's just say it’s seen things. I immediately test the mattress. Yes, it's a little soft. I need to give it a little bit of love and then maybe, maybe, I can actually sleep tonight. Unpack, strategically placing my belongings to make the room feel less… sterile. It's a Sisyphean task, I know. And the TV? Praying it works so I can watch some late-night movies.
- 4:00 PM - Local Market Exploration: I grab a quick coffee from the hotel coffee maker (meh… it is what it is) and venture out to a local market. I'm craving some authentic Louisiana eats. I stumble upon a stall overflowing with… well, everything delicious. Crawfish etouffee? Jambalaya? All that! I buy as many different things as I can carry. I'm already dreaming of the flavors.
- 6:00 PM - Etouffee Extravaganza (and Existential Dread): Back in the room. Dinner time! Digging into the étouffée I got earlier. Oh. My. God. This is the best thing I’ve tasted in… well, maybe ever. The spices! The richness! I eat it practically in one bite. The realization hits me that I’m not sure why I’m here. Why, Louisiana, why?
- 8:00 PM - Entertainment & Early Bed Time: Time to turn on the TV. My favorite kind of activity. Maybe enjoy a movie. Or… maybe fall asleep. That's more likely. My brain is so tired already. After that delicious food earlier, I’m going to crash hard.
Day 2: Adventures in Swampy Territory (and Questionable Decisions)
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast Buffet & Regret: Wake up. The breakfast buffet… well, picture a sad assortment of pre-packaged pastries and weak coffee. I opted for the artificially flavored apple juice, because, I can't resist the call. I should've just skipped this one.
- 10:00 AM - Swamp Tour (The Reason for the Trip, Maybe): This is it, the highlight of the trip! A boat tour through the bayou. I'm expecting epic scenery, alligators, and maybe, just maybe, a glimpse of a real-life Cajun. My expectations are high, perhaps unreasonably so. I brought my camera. The anticipation is killing me.
- 12:00 PM - Swamp Tour: Part 1 - Pure Excitement! The boat tour has begun! The scenery is amazing. Towering cypress trees draped in Spanish moss. The sun in the sky. And so many birds! I'm so glad I'm here. This is what Louisiana is all about.
- 1:00 PM - Swamp Tour: Part 2 - Not So Sure… The tour guide, bless his heart, is clearly passionate about the swamp. But his jokes? Seriously, they're from the 1980s, but still. The alligator sightings are few and far between. The air is thick with humidity, and the only thing I'm biting is a bug.
- 2:00 PM - Swamp Tour: Part 3 - The Great Alligator Disappointment: Eventually, we do see gators. Mostly sunbathing like bored teenagers. They are, as my grumpy inner voice says, "meh."
- 3:00 PM - Lunch and Regrouping: I find a diner to get over the alligator thing. Maybe they can give me some life tips.
- 5:00 PM - Shadows-on-the-Teche Sugar Plantation: A tour of the historic Shadows-on-the-Teche. The house is lovely, I guess. The stories are interesting. They told a lot about the people who lived here and who worked here.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner and Reflection: Dinner at a local place. I consider my options after the swamp tour. I'm disappointed and I don't know what else to do.
- 9:00 PM - Bedtime? It's time to go to bed. I'm so tired!
Day 3: Farewell, Iberia (Maybe With a Tear or Two)
- 9:00 AM - Farewell Breakfast: The complimentary breakfast again. This time I just skip it.
- 10:00 AM - Last-Minute Souvenir Hunt: Last chance to grab a souvenir. Maybe some hot sauce? A t-shirt that says "I Survived the Swamp Tour"? Whatever.
- 11:00 AM - Check Out: Time to say goodbye to the Days Inn. Did someone clean the room? Did I even turn down the sheets when I left? I can't even remember.
- 12:00 PM - Head to Airport: Back to MSY. I wonder if I made the right decision.
Final Thoughts:
New Iberia, you were… an experience. A messy, humid, occasionally underwhelming, but ultimately memorable experience. I did it. I survived. And I'm already dreaming of the next adventure (probably somewhere with less swamp). But hey, at least Days Inn had a bed, some questionable breakfast options, and a view of… well, the parking lot. And that, my friends, is more than enough. Until next time, Louisiana!
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