Kincardine Getaway: TownePlace Suites - Your Perfect Ontario Escape!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into the Kincardine Getaway: TownePlace Suites experience. And let me tell you, it's a wild ride. Forget those perfectly polished travel blogs, we're going REAL here. This isn't just a review, it's a… well, it's something. Let's hope it's helpful!
First Impressions, or "Did I Pack Enough Hand Sanitizer?" (Cleanliness & Safety, Accessibility, Services and Conveniences)
Okay, so arriving at a new hotel post-pandemic is always a little… fraught. First off, the TownePlace Suites itself seems to be pretty darn accessible. The website promises facilities for disabled guests - a big plus! And I spotted an elevator, which is HUGE if you've got a bunch of luggage and a penchant for high floors (like me, always asking for the highest floor possible!). The exterior corridors, meh, they're not my vibe, but hey, they probably help with quick access to the rooms!
Now, about the cleanliness. They say they’re taking things seriously, right? Anti-viral cleaning products (thank you, universe!), daily disinfection in common areas (fingers crossed it’s consistent!), and stuff like individually wrapped food options (more on the food later!). They also boasted about the staff being trained in safety protocol. Okay, good. I saw hand sanitizer everywhere – like, practically overflowing the dispensers. Made me feel a tiny bit safer, which is a win.
The 24-hour front desk is a comfort, and contactless check-in/out is a MUST these days. I appreciated the gift/souvenir shop, because, let's be honest, who doesn’t need a last-minute trinket for Aunt Mildred? And there's a convenience store, which is a huge lifesaver when you realize you've forgotten your emergency chocolate stash (true story).
Oh, and there's car parking – FREE car parking! – on-site. That’s a huge win for Kincardine because parking can be a real pain!
Room, Glorious Room! The "Finally, Some Peace and Quiet" Chapter (Available in all rooms)
My room… was… well, it was roomy. The king-sized bed was delightfully extra long (praise be!), and I saw a mini-bar (though no way to tell what was in it), a refrigerator (essential), and a coffee/tea maker (even more essential). I'm not a big fan of carpeting, but there was a closet, a desk (laptop workspace!), and a comfortable seating area, so I wasn’t spending too much time on the floor.
Crucially, there was free Wi-Fi! (Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah!). I also appreciate an alarm clock. And blackout curtains - yes! I need them! They also had INTERNET access - LAN and wireless! I was even able to use my phone! (Sorry, I got a little carried away with how happy I was to have Internet, as there were times when it hadn't worked.)
The bathroom was… functional. Separate shower/bathtub, check. Hair dryer? Yep. Toiletries? There they are! (Though I always bring my own, because travel-sized shampoo is a cruel, cruel joke).
Things to Do and Ways to Relax, Because, You Know, Vacation!
Okay, so I didn’t exactly run myself ragged at the TownePlace Suites. I didn’t use the fitness center (guilty!), nor did I get a massage or hit the spa (I am a creature of habits, but not the working out/massage-type habits). There’s a swimming pool, though… An outdoor swimming pool! Which is so close, and is perfect for a hotel pool!
Food, Glorious Food, or "Breakfast is a Marathon, Not a Sprint" (Dining, drinking, and snacking)
Alright, let's talk food. This is where things get… interesting. Breakfast is INCLUDED (Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Breakfast [buffet]). It was a buffet situation. A standard buffet situation. Scrambled eggs, some kind of meat product that may or may not be bacon, and the usual suspects. It wasn't gourmet dining, but it's free food, which is always a win in my book.
There’s a coffee shop, and a bar. I didn’t spend a ton of time in either, but they were there. And sometimes… sometimes, that’s all that matters. There are restaurants! Asian, Western, or just a buffet to get you through.
The Quirks, or "Small Imperfections, Big Charm"
Okay, so here’s the messy part. There were hiccups. The Wi-Fi sometimes… fizzled. (Internet access - LAN). This isn’t a deal-breaker, but it made me appreciate that I didn't rely on it (I can't be the only one who feels this way!). Also, I didn't see much in the way of "happy hour," but that might just be because I was missing (I will accept my fate).
Overall Verdict
Kincardine Getaway: TownePlace Suites? It's solid. It's clean. It's convenient. It's not going to blow your mind with its luxury, but it’s a perfectly acceptable and reasonable option for your getaway.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to hit the road… or, you know, the highway leading into the TownePlace Suites in Kincardine. This isn't your grandma's perfectly-planned itinerary. This is life, baby. Unedited. Unfiltered. And probably fueled by too much coffee.
The TownePlace Tumble: Kincardine Chaos (and Maybe Some Peace)
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Regret (Just Kidding… Mostly)
1:00 PM (ish): Arrive at TownePlace Suites, Kincardine. Oh, the sweet, sweet promise of air conditioning… until I realize I left something crucial back at the real world. (Currently debating if it was my sanity, a toothbrush, or a combination of both.) The check-in process? Standard. Polite front desk lady, smile fixed in place. Me, frazzled, already lost in the abyss of "Where did I park?"
1:30 PM: Room assessment. Ah, the classic TownePlace Suite. Not exactly Buckingham Palace, but hey, clean (fingers crossed) and with a separate living area. The sofa? Looks suspiciously like it's seen a few too many late-night pizza feasts. But, hey, it's comfy. Maybe I'll curl up there and watch some of those bad made-for-TV movies my guilty heart secretly craves. Finding the TV remote is always an Olympic sport in motels, I feel like it's always stashed somewhere you'd never think to look.
2:00 PM: Unpack. Well, "unpack" is generous. More like, toss everything from the suitcase onto a surface. Is that a clean surface? Who knows! Honestly, it's a miracle if I even change out of my travel clothes for the first 24 hours.
2:30 PM: Urgent need for caffeine. The hotel "market" (read: overpriced vending machine and questionable pre-made sandwiches) beckons. I'm tempted to walk to the Tim Hortons down the road, but the thought of human interaction is making me a bit… twitchy.
3:00 PM: The Great Kincardine Reconnaissance mission. Time to venture forth! I'm thinking a leisurely stroll along the shoreline… or maybe I'll just flop onto the bed and stare at the ceiling. This trip is about options.
4:00 PM: Beach Bound? I’m going to try! But, the wind off Lake Huron could blow me away so I’ll just roll with the tide, and see where the beach takes me.
6:00 PM: Dinner. Okay, okay, I need to eat something other than vending machine chips. Kincardine has a few options, so I hear. Maybe I’ll be adventurous and try "The Kincardine Station." Or maybe I'll just order pizza. The eternal traveller's dilemma! I am just going to pick the one with the shortest wait time.
7:30 PM: The Nightcap. Okay, what am I going to do about a nightcap? I am going to find a local pub. I deserve this!
8:00 PM- Midnight: Maybe I’ll find a local pub, or just watch some TV.
Day 2: Lakeside Bliss (or Maybe Just Lakeside-Adjacent)
7:00 AM (if the sun is shining): Rise and shine! (If I can actually rise. This bed could swallow me whole). Attempt to make the complimentary breakfast work. Hotel breakfasts are always a wild card, right? Will it be a glorious spread of waffles and bacon? Or just lukewarm scrambled eggs and stale muffins? Guess we’ll see.
8:30 AM: The Real Coffee Run. The hotel coffee is adequate, but I’m not here for adequate. Time for a strong brew. Again, the Tim Hortons beckons. And I'm going to get two (or three) coffees.
9:00 AM: Another Attempt at Beach Time! Today, I am determined. This time, I’m bringing a book, a towel, and a healthy dose of optimism. Pray for me because sunbathing can be a struggle. One minute I'm relaxed, next minute I'm paranoid about sunburn.
12:00 PM: Lunch. A picnic lunch on the beach (if I make it) or a casual lunch at a local restaurant.
2:00 PM: Explore. Kincardine has a lighthouse! Always a good Instagram opportunity. And maybe a little stroll through the downtown shops. Although, I'm not much of a shopper, so who knows.
4:00 PM: Swimming? Lake Huron can be chilly, but maybe I’ll dip my toes. Or maybe just sit on the shore and admire the view. Either way, I am going to smell the salty air.
6:00 PM: Dinner, I am going to try the best burger in Ontario. Or, at least, a burger in Kincardine.
7:30 PM: Wind down. Maybe another local pub? See if I can make some friends? Or just read my book and binge some TV.
8:30 PM- Bedtime: Relax, unwind and see what happens.
Day 3: Departure & Existential Dread (Kidding!…Mostly)
8:00 AM: Wake up, attempt the breakfast buffet again. Pray for better luck this time.
9:00 AM: Pack (again, loosely). Attempt to remember where I left all my belongings.
10:00 AM: Check out. Say goodbye to the lovely staff.
10:30 AM: Last-minute souvenir shopping. Fudge? T-shirt? My brain is fried but I want to buy something to remember all this by.
11:00 AM: Time to leave. I’ll turn the car east, or west, or whatever direction home is.
11:15 AM: Regret. Noooo, I wanted to ride along the beach, I am going to do that right now!
11:30 PM: Leaving. Actually leaving. Heading back to reality.
Final Thoughts:
This itinerary? A suggestion. Kincardine? A location. Adventure? Optional. Sanity? Perhaps fleeting. But hey, that’s life, right? Embrace the chaos, roll with the punches, and remember to pack extra socks (because you will forget something). And most importantly, have fun. Or, at the very least, survive. The TownePlace Suites and Kincardine are waiting!
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Okay, so... why Kincardine Getaway? Like, why THIS hotel? I’m seeing a lot of choices, ya know?
Alright, buddy, lemme tell you. First off, Kincardine is GORGEOUS. Think: stunning sunsets over Lake Huron, actual sand beaches, and a lighthouse you can climb. Majestic! Now, why the TownePlace Suites? Well, for me, it was a combination of practicality and... well, okay, maybe a touch of sheer laziness. Let’s be honest, after a five-hour drive, the idea of a fully equipped *suite* – yeah, a proper suite with a kitchen and everything – sounded like heaven. Especially when you’ve got kids who exist solely to leave sticky handprints on EVERYTHING. (Seriously, how do they do it?) Plus, free breakfast. *Free breakfast*. Need I say more? I’m not going to lie, the pool sealed the deal. Kids = happy parents, am I right? Although, it's not *perfect*. I’ll get to that…
Speaking of suites... what’s the deal with the rooms? Are they actually *nice* nice?
Nice is a relative term, let's be honest. They're clean, which is a massive WIN in my book. We got a suite - naturally. Plenty of space for the chaos we call a family. The kitchen? Yeah, it's functional. We made toast, microwaved leftovers (hey, we're not gourmet chefs!), and maybe even attempted a pancake or two. Don't judge! The beds were… comfy enough. Look, I'm not expecting a five-star luxury resort. It’s a family-friendly hotel, and it does what it’s supposed to do. Though, the couch… it did look a little *used*. Like, REALLY used. But hey, again, kids, right? They're basically tiny, adorable chaos agents. And the bathroom? Perfectly sufficient. Adequate water pressure for the shower - always a plus.
What's the pool situation? Because that's HUGE for me. My kids are like, fish-people.
The pool. Ah, the pool. Okay, here's the honest truth: it's an indoor pool, and it's... well, it's a pool. It's not some glorious, Instagram-worthy infinity pool overlooking the lake. It's a fairly standard hotel pool. Small. Adequate depth for swimming. The kids LOVED it, of course. They spent hours splashing around, shrieking with joy (and occasionally, terror when someone cannonballed too close to their faces). It was chlorine-y, yes, but hey, it's a pool. There were a few pool toys, a couple of chairs and a table around the pool – you know, the usual. The thing is, it was a godsend. Entertainment on a silver platter. And after a long day of driving and exploring, it was the perfect way to wear those little maniacs out. I even managed to sneak in a few minutes of actual relaxation on a sunlounger (which was AMAZING).
Tell me about the breakfast! Is the "free breakfast" actually worth it? Because I am ALWAYS hungry on vacation.
The breakfast, my friends! Okay, so "free breakfast" is a beautiful word. It's like a siren song, luring weary travelers with the promise of carbs and caffeine. And this one? It wasn't *bad*, not at all. We're talking the usual hotel buffet fare: scrambled eggs (questionable, but edible), sausage, waffles, cereal, fruit, yogurt, the usual. And coffee! Oh, sweet, sweet coffee. I practically inhaled the stuff. It was basic, yes. But it was free, and it saved me from having to cook. Which after I've cleaned the kids, and the car, and everything else, I am grateful for. Was it Michelin-star quality? Absolutely not. Did it fill my belly and fuel my adventures for the day? Absolutely. There was this one time though... they ran out of bacon. Disaster. Complete and utter breakfast-related devastation. But hey, these things happen. You survived.
What's the location like? Is everything actually close by?
The location is pretty good. It wasn't *right* in the middle of the action, but it was close enough to everything we wanted to do. The beach? A short drive. The lighthouse? Also a short drive. Restaurants? A quick jaunt. You know, the things that actually matter. I'm not a fan of endlessly driving around, so this was a definite plus. You could walk to a few places, but with kids and all the *stuff* that goes with them (strollers, snacks, fifty-seven changes of clothes), the car was usually our best friend. But honestly, the location was a win. It made exploring Kincardine super easy.
Anything specific you'd *not* recommend? Like, any major downsides?
Okay, let me be real with you. My biggest gripe, and this is a HUGE pet peeve of mine, was the noise. The walls weren't exactly soundproof. At all. One night, there was some sort of party happening in the room next door. Late. Very late. And they appeared to be practicing opera singing. With a drum set. I think. Anyway, let's just say I didn't sleep much. We complained. The front desk did their best, bless them, but the party didn't stop until the very wee hours of the morning. It really ruined a solid portion of our trip. Maybe bring earplugs. Or, you know, bring a noise-cancelling drone to shut them up. (kidding... mostly). That was a major downer. Also, the internet wasn’t super reliable at times... which, in the age of streaming and keeping the kids occupied, can be a disaster. But hey, nothing a good book and a walk on the beach couldn't fix.
Would you go back? Be honest!
Honestly? Yeah, probably. Despite the opera-singing neighbors and the slightly-used couch, TownePlace Suites in Kincardine was a solid choice. It’s practical, it's got a pool, the free breakfast is a lifesaver, and the location is fantastic. Would I book a suite? Definitely. Would I, maybe *consider* requesting a room far away from anyone else? Absolutely. Kincardine itself is stunning. You’re there for the beach, the sunsets, the lighthouse, all of it. So yeah, I’d go back. But next time, I'm bringing earplugs and a hefty dose of hope that the neighbors are quiet. And maybe a spare bacon or two, just in case.
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